An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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