- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Daym im romantic

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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