Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Seven

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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