How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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