Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Guess what? Bananas

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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