- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Gay's

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

I Have a Black Friend

This is an anti joke

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Justin's humor

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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