How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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