yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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