How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

your mom

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

justin littleton being sucessful

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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