- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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