How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Please? No.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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