what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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hi joshua

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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I <3 Hitler

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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