Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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MySpace.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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My Butthole.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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