What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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