What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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