- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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