- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

just in time?

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Has u seen my grammar?

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

This joke is the worst joke ever.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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