What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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the WNBA

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Obama being reelected.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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