What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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