- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Guess what? Bananas

I grunt when I poop.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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