What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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this is not an anti joke

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Mormons having fun.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did? Yes

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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