Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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