What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Jayden Eccles

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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I grunt when I poop.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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