whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

A sober Irish individual.

sky's sty

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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