Homo say what?

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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