Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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