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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Anti Joke

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