- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Guess what? Holocaust

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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