- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morning wood.

Fart

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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