Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Barbara Streisand

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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