- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Queens Park rangers

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

A French man gets into a fight

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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