- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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