What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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I regret everything.....

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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