what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Wanker

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

MySpace.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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