- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Female rights.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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