Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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I'm gay.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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