Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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This is not a joke or is it

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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