- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Lindsay Lohan

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

YOU

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

hextech crafting too opieop

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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