- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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