Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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