A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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