- Anti Joke

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead