Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Wanker

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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