A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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