How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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