- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

a woman votes!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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