- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish