- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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