- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim?

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

knock knock who's there? faith

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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