- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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