Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Heskey time.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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No

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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