Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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