Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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