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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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