Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

THE GAME.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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