- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

White men's rights

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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