A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Racial equality.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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