How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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