Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

A mans opinion.

Andy Carrol

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

You suck big fat slobber

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