Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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