- Anti Joke

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally