Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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