- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

ur gay

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

tommy is retared

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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