- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Homonyms should be band.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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