Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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