- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

... i forgot the joke :p

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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