Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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