Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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