- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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