what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Please? No.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Racial equality.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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