- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

taking out the trash... at night

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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