What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Women's rights

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Women's rights

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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