Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Women's Professional _________

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What's a joke? Funny

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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