- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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a woman votes!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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