- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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