- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Nickleback.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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